I have nothing

I've noticed that most menus promise you something – if not an incredible dining experience then at the very least a free bottle of fizzy pop. All credit to this establishment, then, which has decided to stand out from the crowd by promising the exact opposite:


But then what's left?

I'm intrigued by exactly what "take away the eating experience" means. I order food, they deliver it, then they take it away? Maybe they don't do food at all, only drinks? Or maybe they deliver all their dishes in pureed form and with a complimentary naso-gastric tube? It's a mystery.