What's that smell?

Remember our good friends at Pizza 2 Night? They're the ones who were literally begging us to order online.

Well it seems their pleas fell on deaf ears. Recently I received a new menu from them and it contained this bombshell:


Yeah, but to be fair the old managers offered free delivery as well

The new managers aren't about to faff about with begging. No, they're straight to the goddamn point. Sort of:

The world's first ever scratch 'n' sniff website

Physicists might disagree

An unlikely claim

Forget the atomic theory of matter. One of my local pizza takeouts has made a major scientific breakthrough, discrediting that centuries-old theory once and for all. Quality is in fact matter. Who knew?

No one likes desperation

Please? Oh, go on... Pretty please?

Pizza 2 Night are apparently unfamiliar with the concept of "treat 'em mean, keen 'em keen".