Chicken for chickens

You know those films where the credits are as funnier – or funnier – than the movie itself? Well, I proudly present the takeaway menu manifestation of this phenomenon. You'll grin in the middle but might just find yourself laughing out loud at the end.

Yes, this will be a perfect dish for you, you big, fat baby. You bockity bockity chicken, you. You gutless wonder who is scared of spicy dishes. Why don't you just grow up already? Yes, alright, I'll bring you your dish with smiling tomatoes. Will that make baby happy?