Overegging the pudding

There are some people who are just incapable of calling a spade a spade: estate agents ("needs some work" = destroyed by an earthquake a century back and not touched since); recruitment consultants ("you'll need to be ready to hit the ground running" = previous postholder was hopeless and left a shitload of work); and, of course, our dear writers of takeaway menus. I offer the following beautiful example:

So essentially just a bit of pineapple, then?