Check the Score on the Doors

Remember the days when it was tough to judge whether or not a takeaway joint would give you food poisoning? You had to make your own judgements as to whether that mouse trap in the corner meant that what you thought were cumin seeds in your naan bread were in fact rodent droppings.

Fortunately, those days are long gone. Now there's the Scores on the Doors system. But sometimes proudly displaying your hygiene stars on the door of your establishment isn't enough. Sometimes you are just so damn hygienic that you have to shout it from the proverbial rooftops as well as from your non-proverbial front door:

Taste that hygiene!